“Terrorists attack Parliament today”
DSNN: “Two terrorists attacked Parliament today but were terrorized themselves by the pandemonium in progress. One of the assailants was wounded grievously by a thrown mike stand and the other was slowly tortured to death as MPs inserted a broken chair leg up his rectum demanding an answer to whether the Lokpal is a robust anti-corruption mechanism or merely a tool for political games. The deceased repeatedly communicated his ignorance of Indian politics since he was from Pakistan, but this was to no avail.
Speculation is rife that the intended aim of the attack was to disrupt normal democratic proceedings but the situation quickly took a turn for the worse when they realized such proceedings had never existed in the first place.”