Confidential Document from the desk of Peter Jackson

I have obtained a very confidential document from the desk of Peter Jackson and I’m releasing to the public his future plans for the Lord of the Rings franchise. For example, a tentative list of Hobbit sequels

Hobbit 2: There and Back Again

Hobbit 23: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest

Hobbit 24: It’s OK We Just Dug A Hole

Hobbit 25: Madarchod, Who Forgot The Lota?

Hobbit 26: Bilbo, I’m Using Your Drinking Water. No, It’s Your Fault, You Pay

Hobbit 45: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest 3D

Hobbit 46: Slight Sanitation Issues In the Enchanted Forest DIGITAL ORGASMIC IMAX

Scary, isn’t it?

2 responses to “Confidential Document from the desk of Peter Jackson”

  1. Aquatic Static says :

    Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaha. (oops…typo…I meant ‘ahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

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